Mossy

Old, decrepit, outdated, or unused. It's as if it's been sitting neglected somewhere, gathering moss.

"I was going through my closet and found this mossy old wig."

"This mossy app needs to be updated."

"The mossiest regulations made by the mossiest people."

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

Mossy

big dick gamer bf

man look at that heccin mossy I want to join his harem

by beanbabeyyyy March 17, 2021

Mossies

Idk if it’s spelled right but it’s basically a game of catch with football.There is one person on one side and a crowd on another.The person throws it and whoever catches it is the new thrower.This goes on continuously.

Yo,wanna play mossies?

by SexyCucumberz June 9, 2022

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

Mossy Toppy

When you give head and they die from excitement and you didn't know they died. So you give head until larvae and fungi grows on top of your penis. And later cums nothing but chunky sperm and blood mix with puss.

Damn, the girl gave a mossy toppy, RESPECT!

by Daddyripper09 May 22, 2017

Mossie

A HACKER BOI

"Mossie got my drone"

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019