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Morten

He is so Morten
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Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.
"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."
by FTOWC August 14, 2020
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Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.
Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020
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Morten

A Morten/Mortenanker is often used to describe the quintessence of perfection, often displayed in a delicious, soft-haired young boy. A person or an object who can be defined as the closest thing to perfect on Earth. The word "Mortenlicious" is a common expression wich also describes a fantastic thing or a feeling.
Random babe: OMG look at that boy over there!! I could totally do him!

Random babe2: Jeah omgf he is like the most delicious, handsome, good-looking, i-could-totally-do-him ON EARTH! He is SUCH a Morten!

Random gayguy1: OMG over there! Now THAT is why I'm gay!

Random gayguy2: I could so invite him to my cocktail party.

Lesbian1 (looks at this angel-lookalike creature): IM SO STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.

Lesbian2: Damn that hurts.. A total Morten.
by peter the pony December 9, 2008
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Morten

"Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles.

Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.

Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so cute!
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
by Maoraw July 26, 2020
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Morten

A guy that is totally awesome, and most likely have a boat, so awesome....
Dayum that guy is surely a Morten, look at that super yacht.
by huehuehuehuehuehueheuheuheu October 2, 2013
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The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.
by Paulie J. October 1, 2006
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