Mama's Moonshine

A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around

Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...

by meshynodes October 15, 2018

Mississippi Moonshine

A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi

When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.

by watermelawn March 7, 2017

grammatical moonshine

conjoining words in an attempt to create a more potent description of someone or something; because one word will not accurately describe it

Miguel being so much of a tool, that one word will not do. Therefore, he is a 'strode.' (Strode is a combination of 'stroke' and 'chode.')

by Jenni Stukin and Danielle Franke February 10, 2005

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013

Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven March 16, 2012

mexican moonshine

A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.

They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.

by Pass the cupcakes September 19, 2021

Kentucky moonshine

When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.

" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "

by dxfd March 7, 2024