An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.
Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!
Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.
Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.
by btw id say April 14, 2010
Get the getting clips for my montagemug. When you are an awful friend as soon as you get a boyfriend. Suddenly he is your only friend after your friends that are girls have decided to ditch your pathetic ass to the curb.The girl will usually make plans with her friends only to later ditch them to hang out with her boyfriend. Eventually he becomes the only person that can be around this pathetic girl . He is her ONLY friend.
Christine lost all of her friends after she ditched them one night for a concert and they couldnt deal with her "Heidi Montaging"
by theonlyHBIC October 10, 2012
Get the Heidi Montagingmug. A video involving several cuts and clips often synced with music to make enjoyable to watch. These montages usually show off skill.
by RoboThePanda November 26, 2016
Get the Montagemug. expedition montage is stooooooooooooooooooooooopid
by EnderTMP November 19, 2021
Get the expedition montagemug. a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
Get the wank montagemug. Tall and lanky. He says wild a lot and thinks everything is funny😐 ALL THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL WANT TO JUMP HIM😑
by Lj apples October 24, 2019
Get the Montagemug. A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.
This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024
Get the dead wife montagemug.