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monsoon brownout

Like the rolling brownout except the anus must touch the face of the person being shat upon and the consistency of the feces is watery with possible chunks resembling the debris from a washed away city in a monsoon.
Patron:
"So... how much is a monsoon brownout?"
Hooker:
"As much as you can drink!"
by Bartledo May 27, 2011
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monsoon

monsoon said that memes are the dna of the soul
by a stupid orphan April 14, 2022
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New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
by AustNilo July 31, 2019
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Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.
"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)
by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016
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New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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Monsooning

When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.
I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 16, 2021
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Monsoon

A mgr boss who is a sonic oc and is also a fucking body pillow
Holy shit there's a monsoon body pillow *spends entire bank account*
by Sylveon The Rapper March 2, 2023
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