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Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)
by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004
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monkeyface

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
"Come on my, come on my, come on my, come-on-my-monkeyface"
by monkeyfacemoo March 9, 2010
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shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)
That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!
by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005
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Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.
What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.
by Sam1200 April 24, 2008
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ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
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