Moldy Lampshade

A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.

I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 12, 2023

Moldy Steamwhistle

A blow job on a really dirty skanky penis. (most likely after a prolonged time without washing like a festival)

Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!

At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe

by Mskorianz September 5, 2012

Moldy Elbow

the moldy elbow is a sex position where your chick had some std you dont want on your dick or hand, so you elbow that bitch in the cunt.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know your girl had an STD right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled the moldy elbow and now that bitch cant stand."

by SaiyaUchiha September 29, 2009

moldy orange

A bigot with a bad fake tan, who uses harsh comments to get elected president of the U.S.

"Who one the US election?"
"Oh, the moldy orange."

by Las Vegas January 16, 2017

moldy clit

The shittiest grindcore band out there! with a groundbreaking shitpost status reputation Moldy clit is easily one of the funniest bands out there, hit single Farted and Shitted soon to reach Billboard #1!

I Have A Metal Band
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?

by sheshewashy April 25, 2021

moldy doughnut

A fat male or female who has never had sex

I ain't picking up that moldy doughnut. No matter how many beers I've had.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.

by michael fee August 7, 2006

Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019