by Keaton Hunt July 29, 2025
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A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.
Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.
A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.
Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.
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(Sitting in a Geography Class)
Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.
The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.
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Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.
Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?
Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.
Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.
—————————-Fun Joke—————————-
Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???
A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.
(Sitting in a Geography Class)
Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.
The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.
————————-Example Two————————
Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.
Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?
Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.
Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.
—————————-Fun Joke—————————-
Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???
A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.
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by Tajnej November 22, 2021
Get the Barča Mocová mug.The Moldovan hosepipe usually refers to the novel act of finishing/discharging into a funnel connected to a container or hosepipe, and later reusing this collected substance as a lubricant for later sexual acts. It is thought to have originated in Moldova among the younger population of Bâlti, Moldova's second largest city.
"My friend was talking to me about the Moldovan Hosepipe earlier - I don't know how people get a kick from stuff like that!"
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