minty badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 1, 2013

It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012

Minty Cave

The act of performing oral sex on a female with gum in your mouth. Often results in either extra stimulation or a nasty infection in which old cottage cheese appears to be oozing out of the vagina.

Bro: "Dude i totally gave that bitch the Minty Cave"

Bro #2: "Who wants cottage cheese!"

Unsuspecting Victim: "I DO! I DO!"

by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.

'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'

by themintyone September 10, 2011

Minty Masturbate

Masturbation technique.... You put hard mints in your mouth before you masturbate and as you climax chew hard on the mints ... Your body like flips shit

Mother: damn Samuel your breath smells great
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot

by Senna1998 June 15, 2014

Minty Piccolo

When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.

MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.

PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.

by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009