The dirty Mitch

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off

Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick

by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

Mitchell College

Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.

Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...

Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?

Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever

Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again

by Chronic snow white October 20, 2012

Mr Mitchell

A pervert that went to blessed sacrament dc school, he looks under girls skirst and watches porn. Very naughty Mr Mitchell

MR MITCHELL IS COMING RUN

by classicgrass June 10, 2018

Mitch Hedberg

Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.

Mitch Hedberg -isms:

"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."

"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."

by Her Royal Hard A** October 26, 2006

Mitchell

Mitchell's are rare creatures. Here's what you can expect from some if not all of them.

1. Reminding people their name Is too common

2. Being jokingly offensive and homophobic

3. Too flirty for their own good.

4. Will make fun of vegans and rant about steaks/meats

5. Plays so many video games, watches movies, and will binge watch anime with their close buds.

6. Jokes too much, even In serious times.

7. Basically a reflective shield. Mitchell's don't take shit from anybody and will constantly prove to kick your ass when

they actually try to apply themselves to any situation.

8. They are incredibly lazy, almost never taking things into their own hands.

9. They are both mentally and physically strong, analyzing the situation and grasping victory.

10. They know how to give you a good time, may that be partying, in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or elsewhere.

11. (Bonus) Mitchell's are great paired up with Elizabeth (s)

Duuude, did you hear? Mitchel hooked up with Elizabeth last night!

Omg, Mitchell just watched 45 episodes of my favorite anime with me in three days, he's so nice!

I think Sarah got a Mitchell for a boyfriend.

by Team Fortress 69 June 6, 2018

Mitchell

The most amazing guy you can ever meet. Once you start talking to him you can't stop. He is like a drug. He has the most beautiful blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, great barbie-ish laugh, tall, and extremely sweet. His family gets complicated at times but he usually can get through it. He needs people to be there for him. He truly only loves one person. He will hurt you, toss you around a little, but in the end, you were the only person he loves. Even though it may not seem like it. He has the most interesting perspective of life. He will love you forever no matter what you put each other through.

Guy: Is that Mitchell?
Girl: Yea, he is amazing
Guy: Didn't he date most of your best friends?
Girl: Yea, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway, and he feels the same way.

Guy: Just don't get hurt
Girl: If anything, I will hurt him back...

by Nalleeewaayyy<3 April 18, 2013

Billy Mitchelled

to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)

Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.

by dmozealous January 7, 2011