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Get the minner mug.The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.
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1) Land of 10,000 Lakes and 475,947,540,594,750 Mosquitos.
2) We do NOT sound like the poeple in Fargo. In fact, we Minnesotans laugh at your stupidity for thinking so. I'm beginning to wonder if ANY of you have ever talked to a REAL Minnesotan. But, we do have a slight accent. And there's nothing wrong with that.
3) We're not conservative hicks. Some are conservative, some are liberal and some just don't really care.
4) We have Mall Of America, baby! It's huge and they're going to extend it further. It's really great there, check it out!
Interesting little facts:
- If a shopper spent 10 minutes browsing at every store, it would take them more than 86 hours to complete their visit to Mall of America.
- Seven Yankee Stadiums can fit inside Mall of America.
5) Ahem, we have FOUR seasons. If you've been to Minnesota, for a FULL year- then you would know this. If not, don't even open your stupid a** mouth. And our Summer ranges from 70-115 degrees, dumb a**es!
6) People in Minnesota say pop, not coke or soda. Get the f*** over it! Soda is acceptable. Coke is just retarded, Coke is a KIND of pop/soda. "Yeah, I'd like a Coke" *Person brings Coca-Cola* "WTF IS THIS?!!?!?! I DIDN'T MEAN A COKE COKE, I MEANT A MOUNTAIN DEW COKE". Pshh, yeahhh.
7) People in Minnesota do NOT brag about us being the best state, because we usually don't think that. We'd only think it if we traveled to EVERY state and felt Minnesota was better for us. *Cough* People boasting about their state being #1 is pathetic, I'm PRETTY SURE 99% of them haven't been to EVERY state the U.S.A offers.
8) The Minnesota Long Goodbye. I hate it, but it's true. A Minnesotan will take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour or so just to say goodbye. If you come to Minnesota, be prepared for it.
9) We have severe road rage, but we do not drive like the idiots in Texas. :)
10) Fresh air, trees, beautiful scenery = Minnesota.
11) Everyone in the bigger states think they are THE BEST. Well, sure. You have the highest crime rates. Congrats! You're kid isn't safe at the park, in school or any other public place for that matter. Atleast in Minnesota, we can walk around and NOT get shot at. :) I love living with no fear.
12) Overall, Minnesota is an upbeat state. It isn't given enough credit, because everyone choses to hate on it. I personally think it's Wisconsin and Iowa giving us a bad name.
2) We do NOT sound like the poeple in Fargo. In fact, we Minnesotans laugh at your stupidity for thinking so. I'm beginning to wonder if ANY of you have ever talked to a REAL Minnesotan. But, we do have a slight accent. And there's nothing wrong with that.
3) We're not conservative hicks. Some are conservative, some are liberal and some just don't really care.
4) We have Mall Of America, baby! It's huge and they're going to extend it further. It's really great there, check it out!
Interesting little facts:
- If a shopper spent 10 minutes browsing at every store, it would take them more than 86 hours to complete their visit to Mall of America.
- Seven Yankee Stadiums can fit inside Mall of America.
5) Ahem, we have FOUR seasons. If you've been to Minnesota, for a FULL year- then you would know this. If not, don't even open your stupid a** mouth. And our Summer ranges from 70-115 degrees, dumb a**es!
6) People in Minnesota say pop, not coke or soda. Get the f*** over it! Soda is acceptable. Coke is just retarded, Coke is a KIND of pop/soda. "Yeah, I'd like a Coke" *Person brings Coca-Cola* "WTF IS THIS?!!?!?! I DIDN'T MEAN A COKE COKE, I MEANT A MOUNTAIN DEW COKE". Pshh, yeahhh.
7) People in Minnesota do NOT brag about us being the best state, because we usually don't think that. We'd only think it if we traveled to EVERY state and felt Minnesota was better for us. *Cough* People boasting about their state being #1 is pathetic, I'm PRETTY SURE 99% of them haven't been to EVERY state the U.S.A offers.
8) The Minnesota Long Goodbye. I hate it, but it's true. A Minnesotan will take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour or so just to say goodbye. If you come to Minnesota, be prepared for it.
9) We have severe road rage, but we do not drive like the idiots in Texas. :)
10) Fresh air, trees, beautiful scenery = Minnesota.
11) Everyone in the bigger states think they are THE BEST. Well, sure. You have the highest crime rates. Congrats! You're kid isn't safe at the park, in school or any other public place for that matter. Atleast in Minnesota, we can walk around and NOT get shot at. :) I love living with no fear.
12) Overall, Minnesota is an upbeat state. It isn't given enough credit, because everyone choses to hate on it. I personally think it's Wisconsin and Iowa giving us a bad name.
Minnesota is a cool state, if people just give it a f***ing chance and stop being so egotistical about their state.
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Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012
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2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated)
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated)
Shitty Little Kid: Mom, why are we going to Minnesota
Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.
Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.
by Minnesota Native April 20, 2005
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