milk dud

another way of saying "sike"

Here is a twenty dollar bill John for doing absolutely nothing, "Milk Dud"!

by Scobo November 20, 2007

Milk Dudded

When you’re hitting it from the back and the girl shits on you, then leaves you with blue balls

Did you hear about the girl who shot on Colt then left right after, before he could finish. She really milk dudded him.

by Top Hand December 16, 2024

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Milk dud

Your butthole

Boss: I believe good sir you spilt thy paint
Violent j: fook off and lick ma fuckin sweaty milk dud

by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021

Milk duds

When a girl squats over a man's face and uses the man's credit card to cut pieces of the terd coming out of her butthole into bite size pieces.

I saw the the video that Clark made where he paid a lady to do a " milk duds " to him during a scat session.

by Babyguts May 14, 2022