mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.
Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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The Mile Guy Club

When a group of male participants rent out first-class on a 747 commercial aircraft, and have a scat orgy in the rented section of the plane.
So how was your vacation steve?

It was great, I joined the mile guy club!
by Pilsburyblowboy February 25, 2011
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mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.
Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”
by weinerfever9000 July 06, 2021
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mile low club

basicly the opposite of the mile high club your just in a submarine instead of an airplane
"hey man guess what i did!" "What?" "became a member of the mile low club!" "no way!"
by zciwonadz October 15, 2008
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mile high club

As well as the sexual mile high club, the other mile high club may pertain to those who smoked some MJ.

A: Your eyes are looking a little red; you flyin with the mile high club?
K: Yesss I'm so altituded.
by AOski March 12, 2007
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mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker February 21, 2007
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Mile High Club

A secret organization of rich men who own private jets, and throw lavish parties while the fly around the world.
by John The BigAss October 04, 2015
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