Brief definition - Hell.
Long definition - A place where you get piles of homework every night and get detentions for not turning one thing in or doing something completely harmless.
The teachers either love you or hate you. There is nothing in between.
The cheerleaders are either the most popular because of their weight or style, or even outcasts because they can't do any other sport.
The girls are backstabbers and the boys are pervs.
where people call each other the most childish names you can think of. "Crybaby", "Loser", and they call almost everything and everyone gay or faggots, even if your not, or even if you are a girl.
It's all about labels. Roll your eyes once and they'll label you as being a priss. Say one thing wrong in class and they'll label you a retard.
They say 'That's what she said!' about so much stuff that sometimes it doesn't even make sense - they just say it to say it.
People make up lies about the other, making you a laughing stock when you didn't do or say anything of the sort.
You wanna go there so badly in 5th grade, and by the time your in 8th, you wanna shoot yourself.
Long definition - A place where you get piles of homework every night and get detentions for not turning one thing in or doing something completely harmless.
The teachers either love you or hate you. There is nothing in between.
The cheerleaders are either the most popular because of their weight or style, or even outcasts because they can't do any other sport.
The girls are backstabbers and the boys are pervs.
where people call each other the most childish names you can think of. "Crybaby", "Loser", and they call almost everything and everyone gay or faggots, even if your not, or even if you are a girl.
It's all about labels. Roll your eyes once and they'll label you as being a priss. Say one thing wrong in class and they'll label you a retard.
They say 'That's what she said!' about so much stuff that sometimes it doesn't even make sense - they just say it to say it.
People make up lies about the other, making you a laughing stock when you didn't do or say anything of the sort.
You wanna go there so badly in 5th grade, and by the time your in 8th, you wanna shoot yourself.
middle school Girl: "So just do it!"
middle school Boy: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
middle school kid: "You like Johnny!"
middle school girl: "What the Heck?!?! No I don't! I hate him."
middle school kid: "HAHA yeah you do your face is all red."
middle school girl: "IT'S 100 FREAKIN DREGREES OUT."
middle school kid: "haha, whatever, loser."
Cheerleader: GO TEAM!
Middle Schooler: What a freak. you only joined cheerleading cuz you suck at everything else.
Cheerleader: Nawt tah-rue!
Middle Schooler: 'nawt?' 'tah-rue'? Your GAY.
Cheerleader: I'm a girl!
middle school Boy: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
middle school kid: "You like Johnny!"
middle school girl: "What the Heck?!?! No I don't! I hate him."
middle school kid: "HAHA yeah you do your face is all red."
middle school girl: "IT'S 100 FREAKIN DREGREES OUT."
middle school kid: "haha, whatever, loser."
Cheerleader: GO TEAM!
Middle Schooler: What a freak. you only joined cheerleading cuz you suck at everything else.
Cheerleader: Nawt tah-rue!
Middle Schooler: 'nawt?' 'tah-rue'? Your GAY.
Cheerleader: I'm a girl!
by middle_SKOOL_'lOsEr' December 23, 2009
Coming from a middle schooler, this will tell you the definitive way of cheating on tests because we all know how bad middle school is, so this will be the one useful definition
How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key
but yea middle school is hell
How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key
but yea middle school is hell
by psych1cgaming April 13, 2021
A realm where kids go through puberty. Tweens try out love, find the sport they are good at, and try to be cool.
by I like avocados November 02, 2019
The School after elementary school but before highschool.
Middle school is usually a large building that holds kids from fifth grade to seventh grade this is where people begin to get into cliques such as
skaters
jocks
nerds
etc.
Also where you get more than one class per day and a locker that you feel is the sign of your individuality but instead find out you are squished next to 2 other people you only have about 12 in. of space and usually end up standing a full arms distance away and reaching over 2 kids to get your stuff. Classes usually have really old teachers or really young teachers homework is now a huge task to complete consisting of 2 or more pages of word problems. The teachers only care about the state regulated exam and don't care to teach you anything not on the exam.
Also where at lunch you decide your table and if you are caught at any table besides your own you get made fun of. Middle school is also where people kids begin to like the opposite sex and get their first girlfriends it then becomes customary to sit with your date at lunch.
Your friends will make fun of you to try to gain new friends or move up in the social chain the ones that don't make fun of you are usually the ones you will be friends with for the rest of middle school.
Other things that happen in middle school are
Fights
Cyberbullying
Drug use
Sex
Depression
and a higher level of stress that is only topped in highschool.
Middle school is usually a large building that holds kids from fifth grade to seventh grade this is where people begin to get into cliques such as
skaters
jocks
nerds
etc.
Also where you get more than one class per day and a locker that you feel is the sign of your individuality but instead find out you are squished next to 2 other people you only have about 12 in. of space and usually end up standing a full arms distance away and reaching over 2 kids to get your stuff. Classes usually have really old teachers or really young teachers homework is now a huge task to complete consisting of 2 or more pages of word problems. The teachers only care about the state regulated exam and don't care to teach you anything not on the exam.
Also where at lunch you decide your table and if you are caught at any table besides your own you get made fun of. Middle school is also where people kids begin to like the opposite sex and get their first girlfriends it then becomes customary to sit with your date at lunch.
Your friends will make fun of you to try to gain new friends or move up in the social chain the ones that don't make fun of you are usually the ones you will be friends with for the rest of middle school.
Other things that happen in middle school are
Fights
Cyberbullying
Drug use
Sex
Depression
and a higher level of stress that is only topped in highschool.
Middle school is hell i can only imagine what highschool will be like
School is the prison where all your dreams go to die
School is the prison where all your dreams go to die
by Frost AG November 05, 2012
Schooling that takes place between elementary and high school. Middle-schoolers begin to see where their interests lie, and form friendships that may last until the end of (or after) high school. These friendships may be formed by the emergence of 'cliques' (culturally-structured social groups), which become even more prominent in high school. While middle school amusement is generally fun and harmless, high schoolers like to write immature behavior off as characteristic of middle schoolers.
by Diggity Monkeez March 23, 2005
Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.
Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.
The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.
The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus February 18, 2016
Fifth graders are excited for it until they get to seventh. Homework is piled and so is the stress. And for think this is preparing you for high school. You decide to become one with it until it shreds you with rumors and hurt. And that is the start of depression as well.
"Ok get out of the car so you're not late second year of middle school!" :D
"Why do I have to go to this prison!" ;(
"Honey how do you expect to go to college? We all know that-" Car door slams shut. :3
"Why do I have to go to this prison!" ;(
"Honey how do you expect to go to college? We all know that-" Car door slams shut. :3
by i ring of truths December 28, 2014