Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

The international michigun day

The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆

Dasher: it's the international michigun day today 😔
Friend: why are you sad?
Dasher: because the geometry dash legend, michigun died today...
Friend: oh damn, that sucks :(
Dasher: it does... May he find peace in heaven...

by TheDash8282 March 30, 2021

Michigan exodus

The massive out migration of Michigan residents due to the poor state of the Michigan economy and lack of available work.

"I just graduated from college and I can't find work anywhere."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."

by Stephen A.B. December 9, 2008

Michigan Tech

The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?

"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"

"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"

by OhSnap!! March 9, 2012

michigan mudjam

While at a mudjam striptease contest, a girl (contestant in said contest) who is wearing a butt plug gets it pulled out by some random guy who then proceeds to jam it in his mouth and suck on it.

Dude, did you hear about Kevin pulling a Michigan Mudjam the other night?

by MeganSignals October 16, 2015

Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

by endwalker November 11, 2016

Michigan Ave Special

The art of dropping your pants at the bus stop, while facing away from the road, to relieve one self of projectile diarrhea.

While driving past the ice cream stand, we saw Johnny drop a Michigan Ave Special.

by Michigandime May 20, 2022