Derogatory term used to describe persons who try to accomplish something but fail miserably. Named after Mercer County band who placed 4th in State Championships.
by Mercerbitch3000 March 4, 2005
Zohall Mercer is a fictional Character based on the Resident Evil video Game universe. Created by fiction writer 'EZB', he was 14 years old, living in an Orphanage inside Raccoon City on the Day Leon Kennedy arrives. He and the New police officer eventually befriend each other and remain so even after Umbrella's demise years later.
He is seen first in EZB's Hellsing War Chronicles, a cross-over with Resident Evil and the Anime Hellsing, he and Leon Kennedy join forces with the Hellsing Organization six years after their first meeting.
Zohall Mercer has many talents that are slowly revealed throughout the story ranging from Humanly unrealistic speeds, incredible swordsmanship, spiritual powers, and other hidden abilities. It is hypothesized that his sword, Gleam, has something to do with these abilities.
He is seen first in EZB's Hellsing War Chronicles, a cross-over with Resident Evil and the Anime Hellsing, he and Leon Kennedy join forces with the Hellsing Organization six years after their first meeting.
Zohall Mercer has many talents that are slowly revealed throughout the story ranging from Humanly unrealistic speeds, incredible swordsmanship, spiritual powers, and other hidden abilities. It is hypothesized that his sword, Gleam, has something to do with these abilities.
"Looks like I found a good way of getting myself killed." Zohall Mercer on employment with Hellsing.
“Let’s find out how good you are at dodging bullets, asshole.” Zohall Mercer, fighting Alucard for the first time.
“I’ll need all that money from this job just for life-long therapy.” Zohall Mercer, furious about being forced to cross-dress.
“I don’t respond well to threats." Zohall Mercer, fighting a sorceress.
“Let’s find out how good you are at dodging bullets, asshole.” Zohall Mercer, fighting Alucard for the first time.
“I’ll need all that money from this job just for life-long therapy.” Zohall Mercer, furious about being forced to cross-dress.
“I don’t respond well to threats." Zohall Mercer, fighting a sorceress.
by The_EZB March 8, 2009
A high school that has a long standing rivalry with Bellevue High, a school with a better football team, better academics, better location, better parties and better people. Unfortunately Mercer Island continues to try to compete with it and so continues to be publicly humiliated. Most people who live on the island go to Bellevue or Seattle for dining, shopping, or any form of entertainment, since none exists on the island itself.
The people from Mercer Island thought it would be cool to bring a flag to their away game, but it was broken by the home team when the pre-pubescent MI students got too rowdy.
by Temptress06 April 3, 2006
i would like mercer island if everyone stopped being stupid and pretending like they're cool because they do shit all the time.
by 000000 000000 August 21, 2005
A homosexual fag who eats dick for a living and will suck dick if asked, makes fun of other people because he is self conscious. also is dumb as fuck. Takes it up the ass by various men especially black. Name beaver face
by Jack Zell October 16, 2014
A predominantly Jewish Island in Lake Washington, home to Mercer Island High School. Their only good sports are swimming and water polo, because of the large amount of steroids that both teams use. A common cheer for any sports team playing against Mercer Island is "Sink the Rock" or "Sink Jew Rock" Within the past year there have been a few small drug busts, and a large cocaine bust. This makes no difference because all of the defendants get put off on their rich father's bail. While most people on Mercer Island think they are "The Shit", the truth is in fact that the people who think so are pussies and can't hold their own in a fight.
while most of the island is rich, there is a middle class and poverty line.
The richer ones pay way to much for pot and cocaine because they aren't used to "the streets" and drugs. They know how to get their hands on drugs, and take advantage of whatever cost they can find. Typical drugs on Mercer island are Pot, Salvia, Cocaine/Crack, Ecstasy, and Anabolic Steroids. LSD is not foreign either.
while most of the island is rich, there is a middle class and poverty line.
The richer ones pay way to much for pot and cocaine because they aren't used to "the streets" and drugs. They know how to get their hands on drugs, and take advantage of whatever cost they can find. Typical drugs on Mercer island are Pot, Salvia, Cocaine/Crack, Ecstasy, and Anabolic Steroids. LSD is not foreign either.
Crack head: "I once met a Mercer Islander who bought a dime-bag of coke for 20 bucks. He must be one of the high-class Jews"
by Jerard February 8, 2008
Mercer Island other wise know as Misery Rock is a small island in Lake Washington infested with ungrateful little brats. In recent years there has been talk of blowing up the I-90 bridge that connects this festering pieces of crap island to the main land. In doing this psychologist would get a first hand look at what really took place in the book Loard Of the Flies. It would also make everyone very happy because so many of the island brats would die!
by B-Town2 May 17, 2007