MegaVideo

says it allows you to watch 72 minutes when instead it just stops the video whenever the fuck it wants to. anytime i try to watch anything online it shows up with like a fuckload of links ads and fucking music that will not stop for like 20 fucking minutes and by that time they already said i watched 72 fucking minutes of video. in the end you watch all the introduction crap to a video and then get so pissed off you are tempted to throw the computer out of the window and shit on it. fuck megavideo

jimmy watched 5 minutes of his favorite video when megavideo acted like a dick and said he watched 72 minutes like lying shits. jimmy got pissed and threw his computer out the window and took a shit on it

by cpm23 December 3, 2010

Megavideo Cooldown

Having to wait 54 minutes between 72-minute viewings on Megavideo mirrors.

I should probably go check on the kids since I'm on Megavideo cooldown.

by One Hell of a White Rabbit December 5, 2010

Meghann

Cute but crazy in an adorable way. She is funny, interesting, and she is the best friend you could ever have. She is honest and loyal. She will always be beside you and be there for you. SHE IS A CRAZY CUTIE

"Whoa, did you see that Meghann? Whatta fun girl"

"That Meghann is cute"

by Cookiemonsterhahahahah November 21, 2011

Megha

A compulsive stealer, smartest person ull ever meet, the female version of neal caffrey/jace lightwood. very attractive. also, dont trust her.

Have you ever met somebody as sarcastic and genius as her?
omg no, was her name Megha? jit prbably was.

by happyyyydayyyyssss May 2, 2011

MeghantheMetalQueen

The most beautiful viking goddess from the furthermost peaks of Valhalla, descending to the Earth in a celestial formation. Upon the blackest wings she rides shredding Death Metal solos as she makes her descent. Once upon arrival all Metalheads will bow in envy and those who deny her will be slain with the mightiest of blows. Her presence will blind those who are unworthy of her sight.

Oh my fucking god, there she is, MeghantheMetalQueen!

by deathmetalDerek February 3, 2010

"The Meghan"

A sexual entcounter between two males and a female. At first it appears to be your typical pig-roast however while performing "The Meghan" both males start to arm wrestle using the females back as a playing surface.

Meghan: I sure am sore today guys
Omar: Ya, my arms pretty sore too from giving you "The Meghan" all night.
Jay: If you think your in pain now then you can only thank me for talking Omar out of performing a glory ride on you Meghan

by Sandington March 16, 2008

MegaVideo

A video sharing site that stole the idea from YouTube. The formally system of "Mega" was MegaUpload, which contains online storage and uploading files for internet users. "Mega Company"'s HQ is at Hong Kong and it is currently working hard to promote themselves and trying to replace YouTube. The only 2 reasons that MegaVideo can replace YouTube are able to upload videos more than 10 minutes and copyright videos can stay longer and not remove.

On MegaVideo you rarely get comments or rates on your video. Instead, on YouTube you get yell at for making stupid video and 1 star rating.

John: Did you watch Bleach Ep 170 on YouTube yesterday?

Matt: Dude, YouTube takes down copyrighted anime in like one second. How can I watch it?

John: Use MegaVideo then, it keeps the video and the whole episode is in one link, unlike YouTube you need to open 3.

Matt: Cool!

John: But you're using dial-up, I suggest you load the video before you go to sleep and next morning you can watch it, good luck.

Matt: Fuck you son.

by Michael Hacksen August 3, 2008