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Mediterranean Diet

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.
by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022
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Mediterranean circumcision

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022
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Mediterranean Mudslide

The Mediterranean Mudslide is when someone is engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner releases excrement on the penis
Whoa bro did you just Mediterranean Mudslide on me?!
by TexasStreetSweeper November 19, 2023
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Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024
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Mediterranean Powerwasher

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them
The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen
by Drip Droplets June 3, 2025
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Mediterranean Quickie

A quiche that has Mediterranean fillings but Gabriel is a fucking idiot who mispronounced it.
Ooo boy I would love a Mediterranean quickie right now it would fill me right up!
by Jackius tillus November 20, 2025
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balkan/mediterranean pilled

Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.

Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.

For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.
Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.
by DinaricMF December 31, 2023
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