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Matlock time

Your ready for bed but it's early
by Boopyjo June 13, 2016
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mattocks

The most beautiful girl on the planet she is soooo cool that she is to cool for school and doesn't go out of her bed room unless its for school I guess and for food.
Mattocks to cool
by Mekhi is a cunt January 28, 2017
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MeatRockett

Dean K. -born in 1971 as (Khalid Muhammad Al Sadir) to an immigrant family. Poor and needing money he sold processed meats snacks called "meat rockets'" on the streets until completing secondary education at Central Michigan University. After that he became founder of www.313gazette.com where they strive to live the slogan "Everything D outside the D". The Meatrockett is often eaten in one bite and often distributed late after a long night of alcohol consumption leading to an Ill feeling in the morning aft.
That MeatRockett is some tasty eatin' in DeerBorn.
by TheKingOfProcessedMeats October 20, 2019
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Meatloafsexual

The attraction of the worst fucking food aka meatloaf
person 1: i like meatloaf

person 2: are you Meatloafsexual?
by HappyHamsterT January 13, 2021
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Meatsock

A sock of which a male masturbates into.
It's a sock that one beats his meat into, you wear it like condom and jerk off to your hearts content.
shit don't touch that meatsock.

shit bro, hang on I gotta wash my meatsocks.
by 603 Funk January 26, 2021
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Matlocked

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent
Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son
by NotKyle6969 March 11, 2021
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Matlocked

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.
You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…
by Zach Morris Hater July 2, 2021
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