scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023

sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

by SquishyP December 30, 2021

Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

Meat Pie

A Buff homosexual male who looks like or has an obscene obsession of receiving cumshots through their anal cavity.

"Damn watch that meat pie walks that ass"

by Qwords for Queers July 18, 2024