by wolltemal April 15, 2005
Get the mahala mug.1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
by Chumley the great August 29, 2007
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A Gal of Spanish/Portuguese ancestry, with a bit of Amerindian and maybe African mixed in. Could be medio moreno or claro moreno (light or medium brown). She has killer looks, shines in the sunlight, and is the typical beach bunny. She also is passionate, outspoken, and is an olive tiger who is a demon in the sack.
I prefer MochaLatinas over the 'other' chicks any day--with them I am getting a more exotic princess.
by Peter Lansal November 20, 2017
Get the mochalatina mug.a girl, who is sweet and lovely. Not close to everyone but if she is close to you then you the luckiest one of all. She got the cutest smile. She more into music than people. She love herself more than anyone. If you have a Mahalaya you are lucky. Never ever hurt her cause she super sensitive and she deserves the best but she doesn't know that. She is caring, wonderful and most sweetest person you'll ever meet. But never go on her friend cause she can do anything for them.
by By yourash November 23, 2021
Get the Mahalaya mug.Idk Mahala has a weird haircut and often people can’t tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Mahala recommends you buy the chicken sandwich but it’s actually not good so don’t listen to them.
Mahala recommends you buy the chicken sandwich but it’s actually not good so don’t listen to them.
by Sorejoints January 21, 2022
Get the Mahala mug.The sweetest girl you will ever meet, yet most realistic. Aside from your happiness, she makes the day shine a little bit brighter. She is home and brings comfort. When she walks in the room, everyone smiles. She is easy to fall in love with, impossible to get over. She makes the world go round, yet stop time all in one. Changes your life for better and makes you not give a care in the world about her past as you know you can be her future. She is everything you can dream of, but better. Soft to the touch and has a heart of gold. She matches every definition of beautiful.
by Sun Knight April 10, 2023
Get the Emma Michalak mug.Michalah is a chick who is blonde, crazy and fun. If you meet her and ask her to sing any song, she will rock it out, dancing around. Usually she is crazy, maybe she's failing some classes, but at the same time, she is amazinng.
When you need something, she will most likely do it.
But, she will take alot of simple stupid stuff seriously, so she's super sensitive.
And most likely, she loves Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
or Tik Tok by Ke$ha
When you need something, she will most likely do it.
But, she will take alot of simple stupid stuff seriously, so she's super sensitive.
And most likely, she loves Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
or Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Dude! Michalah is Amazing! :)
Brooke:Hahha, We're Amazing.
Crystal: Yes we are. and Michalah is too.
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Brooke:Hahha, We're Amazing.
Crystal: Yes we are. and Michalah is too.
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by HawaiiMIsUnderTheChristmasTree January 31, 2010
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