Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
by Quellie Quel February 10, 2014
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by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
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Noun: The scummiest of the scum on this planet.
Verb: (MaDouching, MaDouched, etc.) To fuck over a large amount of people for your own selfish benefit.
Verb: (MaDouching, MaDouched, etc.) To fuck over a large amount of people for your own selfish benefit.
Karen: "Wow, Billy really fucked us over."
Adam: "What did he do?"
Karen: "He made tons of empty promises and fucked over his entire team."
Adam: "WOW! It sounds like you guys were MaDouched!"
Adam: "What did he do?"
Karen: "He made tons of empty promises and fucked over his entire team."
Adam: "WOW! It sounds like you guys were MaDouched!"
by AnalBandacoot November 25, 2013
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Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
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