When a boy named max requests a girl named morgan to take a shit on his chin. he then pushes the shit into his mouth with his brothers cockasaurus.
by Nickkk V November 3, 2008
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by lovingserale November 12, 2019
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When your partner shoves a frog up your anus whilst repeatedly whispering the word 'seasoning' into your ears whilst milking you dry of any white substances in your body until you become floppy like a mouldy banana skin.
I was coming home last night, and my wife gave me a Dirty Maximillion. It is fair to say, my anus now ribbits when I walk.
by picklepocklesnifflesnoffle September 11, 2023
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by Kahn lee September 5, 2013
Get the Maximillian Alexander Smith mug.German name, female. Not to confuse with 'Maximilian', which is a boys name. Since there are literally 0,0001% of girls called Maximiliane, you can feel special if you know one. And even more special if you can call one your friend.
" My best friend's called Maximiliane"
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Aren't you?"
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by carly00 January 28, 2017
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by Maxime :3 November 22, 2021
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by Janine_hates_her_ex123 November 22, 2021
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