matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014

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matt back

A promiscuous woman who engages in coitus with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency.

Ay Wortimer! Do you recall that matt back we double-teamed last Friday?

by Nick Ryan and Dean Gomez September 10, 2007

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matt brisebois

To never get laid in a lifetime

Man that dude in the movie almost pulled a matt brisebois

by yodaman 200000000000 January 31, 2008

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A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."

Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.

"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.

by Jacob FCFer October 27, 2008

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matt burden

the fuckin man basically the biggest motha fuckin tough guy at woodstock academy and no one can fuck with this cash money millionaire

matt burden is the man and everyone should know it

by dan jackman May 2, 2008

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Matt Breunig

A sexy man who goes by antheridium. he is the keyboard tech for the band The Killers. He is awsome.

"That man is soooo cute!" "Oh i know! Hes Matt Breunig! What do you expect?!"

by breunig February 27, 2010

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Matt Brevner

A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)

"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"

guy 1: dude we're in new west.

guy 2: yea we're always here.

guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner

guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.

by mattyv4 June 27, 2011

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