mattiefattie

one who can't jump, but can only eat,

secret weapon: bodyslam (210 lbs.)

Matt was afraid of trash talk from Chad so he used a mattiefattie on him!

by Naomi Bazelli February 16, 2005

Dirty Mattie

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't

One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly

by Yikers McGee April 1, 2020

sub to mattie

the FIRST comment to be asking this question. I don't need likes. you can dislike if you want its up to you. im only asking you to sub to mattie roblox on u tube... just plz... do it

sub to mattie roblox... its ok if u dislike this comment.. just please... do it. (just do it and ill post a new comment...)

by sUbTomAtTiErObLoXpLz.sPoNsOrMe November 8, 2020

Mattieballer

A kid who balls all day at Counter-Strike 1.6!

Ya that kid over there playing CS, he's a Mattieballer!

by Scott trys hard January 21, 2011

Mattie the Mucher

Mattie the Mucher aka MDM

Mathew Caldwell is Mattie the Mucher aka MDM.

by Antonioevans17 June 22, 2021

National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

mattie

a mattie is a straight up slut, she’s to afraid to admit it but yet she try’s to suck off anyone she can, they are normally attracted to spooks and we like to call them a snake

“that girl mattie is such a snake, she better stay away”

by Jay a god November 12, 2018