matti

Pronounced: (maa-tee)

A unique word that acts as a lubricant to a conversation, by being an Adjective and verb and noun.

Adjective:

1. To feel ill, or not well.
2. A secondary word for awesome.

3. Tired, pissed off.
4. sexy.

Noun:

1. A friend.
2. A girlfriend or lover.

Verb:

1. Doing in an excellent way.
2. Someone doing unto you in a most terrible way.
3. Defeated or undone.

Adjective:

1. I was mattied after that ride.
2. That car was matti.
3. I'm extremely matti about my boss's comment.
4. She is very matti.

Noun:

1. What's going on Matti?
2. Hey Mattiness, you want to snuggle?

Verb:

1. I was matting it up while playing COD4.
2. He mattied me, and sent me home with my tail between my legs.
3. I mattied those other programmers.

by mattimn April 3, 2010

matty

n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.

Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"

by James of FP7 November 12, 2008

Matty

A wild boy, who isn't a boy. Has green special sauce and makes weird dolphin noises. Not human.

Matty ate my car.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023

Mattys

The sexiest motherfucker in the world. Can't speak though. Also seeks attention from the others but can be very kind.

You're such a Mattys.

by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021

Matty

Meaning unkempt femail genitalia.

"Oh babe, you're a bit matty" and "Sniff me matty"

by Matthew Prior July 3, 2006

mattis

The Mattis is an act used to seduced a female. The male (usually a bro or tool) begins making out with the female and then proceeds to reach around to her ass and insert a finger into her butthole. This is an attempt to use the Shock and Awe factor for anal stimulation. It is best used in situations when both parties are drunk.

"Dude why'd that girl slap you?"
"I tried to pull a mattis"

by LaxPermit February 27, 2012

matti

they best mother fucker in the world he is sexy and great blonde hair

they look like a matti

by nvksdjlhvluisdghvl April 26, 2019