Melanie Martinez

The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school
Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"
by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 06, 2022
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Litty Martinez

Adjective:

Used to describe extreme hype over a concert, party, or upcoming trip.

Can also be reflexive, describing a state of being when one is intoxicated.

Pioneered by: Phil Romero & Dominic Colosimo
"The pregame is going to be so Litty Martinez"
"How was Coachella?" "Bro, it was Litty Martinez"
"I'm going to get so Litty Martinez before the big game"
by Dom_the_Bomb December 23, 2020
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isabella martinez

the most beautiful, nice, pretty, rad, cool, girl you will ever meet!
isabella martinez is SO awesome
by imakittyjustkiddding July 17, 2010
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Cassius Martinez

A man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers.
"I am a great Cassius Martinez". "But are you a man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers". "Yes I am"
by Dutch Supermarket March 22, 2017
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Melanie Martinez

Beautiful person who dyed their hair split because of a disney villain and just made their new movie k-12 on september 4th 2019 shes been working on it since 2016 after her crybaby album and she just released her new song copycat ft Terra whack
Hey do you know who melanie martinez is? No..
by ?Melanie's cookie♡ March 19, 2020
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Melanie Martinez

An absolute goddess, king, talented, amazing.
Oh you have so much Melanie Martinez merch!
by Anonŷmous December 13, 2020
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MIGUEL MARTINEZ

He is awesome. One of the best people to be around. He can make you fall for him so amazingly fast it is so pittiful. He makes you feel like your going to die when talking to him. He is that amazing!!!
by Rebecca January 11, 2004
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