by Poopoopeeppee December 5, 2019

Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there
Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there
Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"
by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 5, 2022

by imakittyjustkiddding July 17, 2010

A man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers.
"I am a great Cassius Martinez". "But are you a man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers". "Yes I am"
by Dutch Supermarket March 22, 2017

Beautiful person who dyed their hair split because of a disney villain and just made their new movie k-12 on september 4th 2019 shes been working on it since 2016 after her crybaby album and she just released her new song copycat ft Terra whack
by ?Melanie's cookie♡ March 19, 2020

by Anonŷmous December 12, 2020

He is awesome. One of the best people to be around. He can make you fall for him so amazingly fast it is so pittiful. He makes you feel like your going to die when talking to him. He is that amazing!!!
by Rebecca January 11, 2004
