Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!

by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020

Markunt

'Doing a Markunt' The act of reading a Face Book group's Description and somehow coming to the conclusion that you are described in a offensive manner.

Thus causing you to do everything you can to get that group closed down.

Although finding out later that the description had nothing to do with you and you are suffering paranoia.

Fark was fuming after reading the group description.

"One ranga who seems to have ended up being rewarded with being born a ginger, ugly and completely unfunny."

Fark "I'll show them I'll get their group shut down"

Fark then proceeded to upload pornographic pictures and reported group finally getting it shut down

Ricky "Fark you dumb fuck that was written 6 months before you joined and any of us knew you"

Fark " oh sorry"

Ricky "oh ffs you have done a Markunt on the group"

by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009

Maruki

Somthing so fat it should be dead it came from the Internet when people
Le got pissed they would scream u maruki faggot

That hoe is maruki that faggot is maruki.

by Yamibakura. September 25, 2011

mardukes

another word for mother

just been speakin to me mardukes

by Karliegh May 29, 2007

Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks

Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gilbert The Silver Bullet May 4, 2006

Markus

This word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is Joyce. Because together they become a perfect pair. Markus is the very definition of MAN. Any individual who knows of this Markus, consider yourself lucky.

Markus and Joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!

Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!

OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.

by Joyniqua69 January 24, 2011

Markus

He is the sweetest, most cutest boy to ever exist. He's obedient and a total baby boy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to leave him. He does what he thinks is right at all times and he gives the best hugs! If you're lucky then you might even get special kisses! If you know a Markus then keep him and spoil him rotten. He just wants your attention so give it to him. He deserves it.

"Have you seen Markus today?"

"Yeah. He was playing with a kitten at the park. It was so cute!"

by +SpaceKitten+ October 19, 2019