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Maria

Maria is a weird, outgoing, crazy, loud bitch. She's somebody you can definitely go to when you have a problem because she's a good listener, but she'll also speak the truth about what she thinks. Don't lie to a Maria because she's going to turn you into a huma shish-kabob. Don't piss a Maria off because she'll beat your ass. Get yourself a Maria! They're the best!
Maria is my favorite human ever!
by RealLifeMoana January 10, 2017
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Maria

The most amazing friend in the world! She can make you smile at any time!
Maria is so gorgeous
by horese1999 April 4, 2018
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Mariaism

The religion of Maria. It all started from an email about honors at the University of Michigan...
Mariaism is the religion that the simp army of over 200 members follows religiously.
by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020
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Maria

Maria's aren't like every other girl, she's kind, loving, caring, and unique she is always herself and will be there for you when you need it, she's someone you can tell anything too and she will never judge a soul, many boys will fall in love with a Maria but she only loves one who loves her back, she has a heart so big that can heal anything she is strong and well-liked she's a girl who is always laughing, is short, dimples, and a beautiful smile, when you get someone like a Maria never loose them cause you'll regret it, don't take a Maria for granted
Maria: well-liked

Boy:I'm in love
Friend:it's a maria
by Lion0227101695 June 17, 2018
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Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.
See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.
by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011
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maria del carmen

Strongest of women, can take anything with a brave face, often beautiful and smart, they don't beg for anything, they find a way to get it themselves.
by Admirer234 April 16, 2014
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CHACHI MARIACHI

LESBIANS WHO HAVE A FASCINATION WITH MEXICANS.
LIZ (taylor) AND ANGIE(jolie) LIKE GOING TO HOMESTEAD BECAUSE THEY ARE CHACHI MARIACHIS.

WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO ANGIE AND LIZBETH BECAME CHACHI MARIACHIS.
by MR911 October 19, 2010
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