A chill guy with a seriously enormous dick, close to 24cm. And he's well aware that he's so huge. Most people are completely mesmerized by his monster once they find out about it. Sometimes he gives them a cocky smirk but most of the time he's just acting confidently, clearly radiating big dick energy.

Sometimes referred to as "King Marco" because of his obvious superiority when it comes to penis size!
Might be able to make people orgasm only by keeping eye contact.
This guy has the biggest dick I've ever seen. His name must be Marco!
by c1o2c3k4 October 14, 2022
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Marco is a very handsome guy, caring, passionate, cute. He doesn’t let anyone get in his way of his dream, he’s loyal too. His dark brown hair with his brown eyes, his cute dimples, cute smile, his curly hair everything about him is so perfect he’s anything anyone will ever ask for i love youu marco<3
Marco is such a cute boy.
by Marco gf April 18, 2022
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A greasy Croation pedophile that lives in deep underwater caves. These creatures look much like humans from the 80's. Usually they will have slicked back hair to try and make themselves look Italian. They prey on human women that are usually much younger than them.
wow, I just saw a marco feeling up that seven year old.
by 0bou September 14, 2008
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a really dumb guy he has absolutely no idea what's going on half of the time likes anime partially a weeb all of his friend treat him like trash ho doesn't take it seriously though cant get a girl for life and is really short and is usually either Mexican or Italian and try's to be funny and uses humor as a defense mechanism for his sadness
"ugh its Marco"
"why does Marco try so hard to be funny"
by mr.marco October 21, 2020
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Marco is a small angry elf who, do to the lack of room in his small body, releases all his built up anger through swears and screams. Marco often raises his eyebrows and doesn’t like to be wrong, and also has an obsession with biting and licking his lips at unsuspecting girls. Beware of Marco, he’s very unreliable and unpredictable.
Alex: “Bruv, have you seen Marco lately?”

Mia: “Yes, bruv, I have. He scares me. I think he has lice.”

Alex: :0

Mia: :0
by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020
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A faggot that does not allow the playing of his minecraft server. Marco's intentions are to ruin your gameplay experience. In other words; he is a pretentious douchebag.
by Bomber152 September 25, 2011
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Awesome chink who will beef with u if u get in his way.
is that marco u better stay away from him or else he will squash
by amazin chink October 30, 2019
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