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Nantucket Handshake

When your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.
We had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave Sam (my golf pro) a Nantucket Handshake.
by Berry Good April 11, 2008
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nantucket two-tone

When a person is being anally assaulted in wooded area; followed by ATM (ass to mouth). Hence, 2-tone.

Describes the discoloration of the penis and the resulting 2-tone appearance.
Wow, you totally gave my sister a nantucket two-tone last night. Uncool, dude.
by BrightonWatch May 8, 2011
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Nantucket Shuffle

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.
After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.
by C-Dogg The Great December 15, 2008
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Nantucket Frat Party

The act of pouring beer on a girl's brown eye before having anal sex. No popped collar required.
I was hooking up with Julie and there was no lube in sight, so I poured my PBR down her ass crack and we had a Nantucket frat party
by KBB October 2, 2007
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nantucket surprise

When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
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nantucket basket

When you're at a bar in New England, you pick up a broad and bring her home for sex, only to find out she's been tucking the goods between 'her' legs all night.
Yo, that bitch was Nantucket Basketing the whole time!
by Balogna and Stupid November 29, 2007
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Nantucket Nugget

A crap that blocks the toilet and takes multiple flushes to go down
Me, oh damn that Nantucket Nugget felt good

Dad, I hope you cleaned up the mess

Me, yeah it's all good
by The Fleminator October 25, 2018
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