Manathon

A woman dating man after man without a break in between.

That girl just dumped me for another guy, she is doing a manathon.

by -xRobyn Banks February 18, 2009

Manmate

A heterosexual male who resides platonically in a shared living space with a heterosexual or homosexual female.

Courtney: You live with a dude? Are you guys sleeping together?
Jesse: No, John's just my manmate.

by Misscupcake August 20, 2010

Mandatum paradox

this is a paradox which occurs when someone asks you to 'not be nice to them'. Here, if you do not behave nicely towards them, you are actually listening to them, and thus being nice. Whereas, if you don't listen to them, you'll be acting nice to them. And thus, there is no appropriate action to this command/request.

Dude, she asked me not to be nice to her, but that request makes no sense, isn't the mandatum paradox exactly about this?

by op3rator October 7, 2021

Muppets Take Manhattan

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.

CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

by Love Chef April 27, 2010

Manhattan, Il

It sounds of the class of New York, but with none of the style or substance. Manhattan, IL is a geographical oddity, where one can pee in another's front yard, and claim it is to stop the advance of wildlife. One may also stumble upon Sasquatchish people, bowhunting in their front yards, and typically wearing novelty slippers. The lawns are burnt from many an inflatable pool or pup tent, as are the driveways from many a cardboard bonfire on a windy night.
The mayor wears a visor, the supermarket is Berkots, and the water has enough iron to kill a rhino....
Ah...it has to be Manhattan, IL!

Hey, where is it legal to build an outhouse in your backyard?
In Manhattan, IL

by Beggarsplash September 8, 2009

manatee

The only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats.

Family Guy is written by manatees? Of course, it all makes sense now.

by Danny MacFanny March 28, 2009

Mankat

1.a boy that is not yet a man. But still a kitten. Also has the man parts.

2.well known youtube account

Mmmm mike carr is such a mankat.

woah did you see that mankat.

wow he really is a mankat.

by Mike Carr December 22, 2008