Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009

Malaka.

If a girl is Malaka, she's unbelievably gorgeous.

I love her. She's so malaka.

by Modather April 16, 2020

MALAKA

A intelligent browned eyed girl can be petty and always faithful

I wanna be like Malaka

by Pllluuppp May 24, 2016

Malakala

a formal tribe call to fellow tribemembers.

Malakala!

by Tribalmaster April 26, 2011

malaka

Greek word, meaning one who masturbates often, usually 2-5 times a day.

You are a big Malaka!

by Alex May 15, 2004

malakian

the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.

*sigh* daron...

by pyro pixie November 12, 2003

malaka

A male who likes to engage in the sexual task of repeatedly stroking his penis with one or both of his hands. Originally derived from the Greek Language meaning 'wanker'

Look his shorts are all white, I bet he's a malaka.

by Atlas February 17, 2003