Makeup Miracle

When a woman/girl is insanely attractive with makeup on and hideous without it.

I thought Jenny was hot until I stalked her home and watched her take her makeup off. I thought i was going to vomit. She's a total Makeup Miracle

by Mike Hawk is alright January 30, 2010

makeup artist

typically a younger woman or gay man who uses their artistic skills to make people more attractive. usually having to deal with too much drama, and are paid less than your typical hairdresser, especially if working in a department store.

damn, that makeup artist made her look so fly!

by joaquin's mom May 24, 2008

Makeup Beer

1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.

2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.

Paul bought Kevin a makeup beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend

by 2rde4rc April 29, 2010

makeup man

An anal love who enjoys it deep, the makeup man love having sex with his close cousin the muffin man, he will suck your dick if you want

Do you know the makeup man?

by Makeup man May 25, 2016

makeup_lover_34

A girl who has no life. Uses Instagram or another social media app to her advantage to hurt others. She is rude and she is the definition of a cyber bully. She has a major ego and is very selfish. She'll ask you personal questions every chance she gets. She also loves to brag. She will do anything to bring you down. The only way she will leave you alone is if she makes you sad. Be careful for cyber bullies like her. She has no friends or followers on her social media, and she also likes to be mean on purpose, trying to trick you as well. She isn't very bright either.

Makeup_lover_34: Hey! Where do you live?
Me: Why are you asking? That's a personal question,lol.
Makeup_lover_34: What's so funny?
Me: Nothing.
Makeup_lover_34: Well, if nothing is funny, don't say lol.
Me: Sorry. You're being kind of rude though. :/
Makeup_lover_34: I'm not poor, you shouldn't say that.
Me: ...?
Makeup lover_34: I live in a nice house with 2 pools, 2 dogs and no one talks to me like that.
Me: Listen, I am happy for you, but unless you leave me alone or talk to me nicely, I'm not talking to you.
Makeup_lover_34: No. You listen. I wish you knew that I don't like you. I hate people like you.
Me: Like me? WDYM?
Makeup_lover_34: What is wrong with you? Now you're using letters to trick me? Wow, when I thought you couldn't get any worse.
Me: Umm... it's not a secret code or random letters, they're acronyms. It stands for "what do you mean".
Makeup_lover_34: Ugh. You peasants have no idea what it's like being this rich with all these friends that adore me.
Me}: Hey, at least get one follower before you talk smack about me.
Makeup_lover_34: You are the worst. You’re dead to me.

by damndaniel.56 June 21, 2017

Makeup Free March

The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!

Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)

Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little

by jeg er kul November 3, 2019

Makeup Check

When you throw a cup of water at a girls face or at some random gay to expose their true nature.

Chad: *Makeup Checks sarah*
Sarah: What the fuck was that for!
Chad: You just got makeup checked ya Gremlin!

by spilt_tiddy_juice December 17, 2019