Very big person and gymrat, gets easily offended by your momma jokes. Likes to fart in public places and blames it on the wind.
by Maj Hater July 25, 2022
Is Amazingly Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, Funny and Lightskin skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest light caramel complexion you can EVER imagine. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love and Fuck you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every nigga wants to be him.
by himberly December 30, 2023
Maj The Menace is a well-mannered gentleman with a slong for an extra leg in case he loses his real leg in a war or something.
by DM dirty mencace March 06, 2023
Dzień Polskiej Wódki
by andrzejpjw May 07, 2024
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Girl!
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
by She-wasnt-ready October 12, 2022