markleephobic

the best mark stan ever. she worships the NCT member, Mark Lee. she's also marks back scratcher.

@markleephobic is the one and only markzen to first exist in human history. stan @markleephobic

by markus leech July 23, 2021

mickle mackle

someone who wants to toss every bodies salad daily, or the mating call for idiots. (Micke Mackle McChicken-fucker)

Is that fucking mickle mackle coming over again?

by Jdanger Vmckeon May 5, 2011

Hash Mackle

A hash mackle is when a group of gay male or female congregate in a private meeting and smother one another’s bodies with hash browns or mash potatoes. These meetings are often private and can be compared to the counter parts, lemon parties, rainbow parties and, suds parties.

“Hey Josh, do you wanna go to the hash mackle at that gay kid Scott’s house?”asked Devin.

“Sure,”replied Josh “I love going to hash mackles!”

by I_Want_Churros April 11, 2019

Finkel Mackle

When you’ve been huffing too much shit gas and you can’t say “Fecal Matter” right.

Jonathan: I’m a retard and I love Finkel Mackle

by Kyscola January 27, 2023

Mackley

To have a fringe that looks like some poof has flattened it with a vigorous amount of warm testicular spray

Dude One "Dylan has a new hair style"
Dude Two "Yeah it's another one of those Mackley's. Where some bloke blows all over your hair and you flatten your fringe to look like a fuck wit."

by Better than you and I know it January 5, 2013

to mackle

to do anything, as long as you are an artist named Macklemore

"Macklemore mackled down the stairs, after which he mackled some eggs to mackle his hunger"

by Angry Catfish October 11, 2021

Macklejack

If you absolutely need to be a hipster that wears pointy boots that barely cover your ankles, skinny jeans, and a goodwill flannel trying for the "Lumberjack"
While sporting a Macklemore hairstyle with a perfectly trimmed beard. With or with out the horn dimmed glasses, you might be a macklejack.

Jesus wept for the Macklejack

Ben: why is there a lumberjack at starbucks so late in the afternoon?
Dave: hmmmmm? Skinny jeans flannel and a Macklemore haircut. Middle of the city?

Ben&Dave: awww shit that's a Macklejack

by Dmentionz October 2, 2014