Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC December 9, 2008

Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it

That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes

by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016

Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

Mossy Jaw

Mossy jaw is a woman's vagina.(Southern slang)

I'm gonna get me some "Mossy Jaw" tonight!

by Burdur December 30, 2018

Mossie

A person with a huge dick who is really good in bed.
Often compared to a GOD.
Wealthy and Mighty.

Damn! What a MOSSIE you are👑

by Dr.MM July 2, 2019

Mossie

A HACKER BOI

"Mossie got my drone"

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019