North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014

"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"

by rooster_69 March 12, 2024

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym May 12, 2018

Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back

Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee

by Bferrari260 March 04, 2016

Minivan

An SUV with many more seats, primarily called a soccer mom mobile.

"Hey bro! Did you see that ugly ass minivan?"
"Yea, the must've been taking the kids to soccer, via soccer mom mobile."

by AussieBoomBoomGuy June 18, 2021

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.

"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."

by NedFer May 26, 2023

The minivan

2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back similar to the shocker i in the pink 2 in the stink

My girlfriend was over and she rode the minivan

by This hoe candy August 01, 2016