mexicution

The unparalleled pain and bloating that results after consuming an excess quantity of Mexican food. Commonly results in feelings of pregnancy, a desire for a siesta, and/or desire to never again eat Mexican food.

Kathy: Dude I am so down for some mexicution right now
Greg: ...it's 8 in the morning. It's too soon
Kathy: For lunch we're getting mexicuted, I need to get two tacos, a bucket of beans, and a cup of nacho sauce.

by caldebate September 25, 2009

meditating

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

mexicution

When a person is strung up by the feet and beaten to death by a mob, like a pinata.

We hung that douchebag by the legs and beat him with sticks til he stopped moving. It was a total mexicution.

by Jaxon Pollack December 19, 2011

motication

Moti-cation. It's something that combines motivation and education. For example a teacher who showed you examples that will motivate you to do something and then gives you the education to perform the task is an example of motication. The word motivation was invented by John Morrison as part of his quest to show people how to do great things with their mind. His program is called moti-cation. John Morrison of Pittsburgh is the world first and only moticational speaker.

My teacher not only taught me but also motivated me. He is a very good at motication.

by Johnfm106 June 14, 2016

Mexicutioner

The nickname given to Joakim Soria, Ace closer for the Kansas City Royals baseball team.

"Dude, we can't lose now, the Mexicutioner is in. He's Mexican tough"

by UnionStation July 4, 2008

Dedication

Dedication
To work hard, and be a cool cat.

Kelsey Lea Cox:)) & Joshua Nathaniel Juenemann show a lot of hard work and dedication, there for they succeed in many things!

by tehrofloctopusyayy August 29, 2010

kinetic meditation

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.

Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"

by GingerMac July 4, 2009