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mayonnaise 

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument
I put mayonnaise on my fries.

Mayonnaise 

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.
Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there
Mayonnaise by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

Mayonnaise 

is mayonnaise an instrument
Mayonnaise by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Mayonnaise 

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.
The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.
Mayonnaise by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

Mayonnaise 

A rare type of cum that you can eat. It is also used in the "CONSUME THE CUM CHALLENGE"
I ate Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020

Mayonnaise 

A creamy condiment made from oil egg yolk and vinegar and lemon juice and various spices, and often an accomplice to sandwiches and salads
Mayonnaise or informally Mayo, A creamy condiment, beloved of all generations, especially among millennials and today’s youth
Mayonnaise by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021