mayonnaise

mayonnaise by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

is mayonnaise an instrument

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

A rare type of cum that you can eat. It is also used in the "CONSUME THE CUM CHALLENGE"

I ate Mayonnaise

A creamy condiment made from oil egg yolk and vinegar and lemon juice and various spices, and often an accomplice to sandwiches and salads

Mayonnaise or informally Mayo, A creamy condiment, beloved of all generations, especially among millennials and today’s youth