mayonaise gargler

Some one or something that gargles mayonaise
Khadeem is a mayonaise gargler
by james mclovin February 23, 2008
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Mayonaise Panties

When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.
"Oh, Baby, keep talkin' dirty to me...you're giving me mayonaise panties!"
by Vashtidog October 11, 2009
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mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.
When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.
by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003
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mayonaise cannon

Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon
by bryced April 27, 2006
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spread the mayonaise

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night
by Slynxyz February 15, 2016
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under-mayonaised

What you would call a sandwich that, when bitten into, you realize has a disappointingly small portion of mayonnaise.
Person 1: "I was really excited to eat this sandwich, but I just realized it was under-mayonaised."

Person 2: "Man... that's rough.
by pmormr September 30, 2014
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mayonaise gargler

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!
by CordsCords November 24, 2006
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