Mars 

No, not the planet. This is a girl, or boy, who is a complete crackhead man. Sometimes they’ll put their phones in the fridge because their phones are overheating. But you love them, no homo. uwu

What a crackhead over there. Must be a Mars.

Mars by loser lou 🤠 June 11, 2019

Mars 

Where aliens live.

The attacked from Mars.

Mars by Kikaider June 27, 2003

Mars 

The planet from which total bitchin' rockstars emerge.

Dude: I'm a total bitchin' rockstar.
Chick: You must be from Mars.

Mars by king bubsgonzola supreme December 18, 2012

mars 

mars is the absolute best friend in the world, but watch out, because you might find yourself in confusion about your feelings towards them, simply because they happen to be so handsome and intelligent it’s unreal. if you have a mars in your life you’re extremely lucky, as he is such a light in life and makes everything a bit more worth it

omg look hes so cool...his name must be mars

mars by Wambamthankyoumam-SsSniperwolf March 27, 2021

mars 

a fucking weirdo who trys to hard to be funny

omg mars is so annoying

mars by ooohyuhhhh September 28, 2021

Mars 

mars

yo crib in yo hood ya from mars

Mars by marven the martian September 29, 2003

mars 

someone who you should never date.

“ girl i got a boo! “
“ omg whats his name?? “
“ mars! “
“ DROP HIM. “

mars by mars malewife soonie October 17, 2021