No, not the planet. This is a girl, or boy, who is a complete crackhead man. Sometimes they’ll put their phones in the fridge because their phones are overheating. But you love them, no homo. uwu
mars is the absolute best friend in the world, but watch out, because you might find yourself in confusion about your feelings towards them, simply because they happen to be so handsome and intelligent it’s unreal. if you have a mars in your life you’re extremely lucky, as he is such a light in life and makes everything a bit more worth it