MAF

im not any kind of male im better, MAF stands for MALE ALPHA FUCKS. the reason for this is because im tired of being called a male when the male gender is failing me so im from now on a MAF thats just sooo much better. you may ask me how is it better well three words: MALE ALPHA FUCKS the three best words combined into one ultra!!!!

i dont consider myself as an male or female gender because i look at myself as an MAF

by Haanzy September 16, 2020

Maffing

A furry (Mads) yiffing in a hot tub.

Yo that chicken got him straight up Maffing. He got his gooning setup ready and everything.

by Gurlumbgutsa April 9, 2025

Maf

Mad as fuck. When you want to describe something that is crazy and equally exciting

Dude, that video is maf

by Girl has no name October 27, 2017

Maf

This is an shortened version of the word motherfucker.

I beat the hell out of those mafs after they called my boy a hippo.

by fuckeywuckey December 27, 2020

green maffing it

Doing things the hard way, old school. Using paper instead of electronic media. Naval avaiation term.

I saw Paul doing his bills and he was green maffing it!

by VIDS MAF December 31, 2008

Maf

The quick-witted method of trying to do math without applying true mathematical principles. Ex. Trying to figure out a math problem by guessing and not knowing.

My son asked me to help him with his trigonometry. I looked at it. Don't know it and said I grew up doing maf; what you have is new math.

by Callid September 1, 2020

MAF

When u simp over a minor but not fully and then get in to a sexual relationship but the realize that your relationship together is legal in another country

Josh:Dude I just got in to a MAF

Hunter:Dude u NEED to move now

Josh: I know I’m already on the plane

Hunter: okey see u in like 3-4 years byyyyyy

by Dådådåådådå January 18, 2021