When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.
I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.
by Roobrocop July 08, 2014
A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.
by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010
A small city in Colorado. Area code 3OH!3. It's pretty much a bunch of white kids living in suburbia with nothing to do. Still better then Superior, CO. Those bitches stole our zipcode!
by MNS33 October 14, 2008
the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.
by fluffywhite August 08, 2008
A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006
by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 13, 2005
Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.
Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
by NorthernExposurePole February 22, 2015