Louise

A ginge with a backwards brummy accent. 11 inch whopper. And a freak in the bedroom.

I wanna go on a date with this girl.

Don’t. She’s Louise. She will destroy you in every possible way.

by Farnylad2k19 December 1, 2019

Louise

Louise, often shortened to Lou, comes across at first like a lovely normal person. However, don't be fooled, this is her clever disguise to steal everything you love. Never let your guard down or think that she has changed. She's not afraid to stoop to the lowest means of ruining your life. Oh and she's a sket.

Guest: Oh have you met Louise? She's lovely.

Verity: Don't be fooled, it's all an act..

by Isabel H August 28, 2020

Louise

Louise is a girl who most people hate if shes got brown hair she will hardly find love because most boys find her ugly because that's the truth no one should go near a Louise she will make your life worse she's a ugly weird horrible girl who has few friends around 3-7

Person 1: omg is that louise
Person 2: omg she's so ugly let's get away from her

by iLoveDucksAndIceHockey January 2, 2019

Louise

A unit of measurement

'He was about four louises away!'

The distance between england and france is 22,666.667 louises

by marsbarpants December 1, 2010

Louise

"Louise" is a word for being a dumbass and a cocksucker. People named "Louise" often have big mouths and mastubates a lot.

"Oh look, that girl looks like a retarded ginger" "That's just Louise"

by ifmorganfreemanwasasian August 5, 2016

Louise

Louise is a smelly bitchy cow that doesn’t have friends she is even more smelly when her name is louise Elizabeth bell she is so annoying

Oh ur quite stinky is ur name louise bell

by Shjaj May 29, 2020

Louise

A woman/girl that usually tries to hard or needs them or their son or daughter to be the best at everything

Louise is too big for her boots

by Jayden Magloclin February 15, 2018