Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

Loophole

The act of tearing a hole through a woman's belly button with your dominant hand during sex and jerking off your dick that is in her vaginal cavity. It's easier on MILF with past Cesarean section surgery's as scars are easier to rip open once again.

Alston was Ball's deep in Autumn last week. After an hour and a half, It just wasn't enough so he decided to do the loophole. Came after five minutes. Best sex ever!

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018

Loophole

A door with a glowing red exit sign.

Person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)... What are you looking at? I'm over here.

Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.

by unstoppable! April 8, 2013

loophole

In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.

Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.

by pure insistence April 3, 2011

poophole loophole

When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.

"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."

by DingDongP September 8, 2011