by justanotheramericantourist September 16, 2019

Lena is a nerrrrd, like we all love her but we’re not sure how we became friends. She loves ants and has Ariana grande hair. She is very beautiful and very squeaky and speaks German. She is also the most indecisive person you’ve ever met. But hey you gottta love her
“Wait your friend talks about ants and siphonophores all the time?”
“Yeah dude “
“She sounds like a lena”
“Yeah dude “
“She sounds like a lena”
by And that’s the tea sis December 16, 2018

by Ben cho December 24, 2004

A girl who can tell who is being fake. She hates pettiness and liars. She is really fun to be around and always has men throwing them selves at her but she stays loyal. She becomes a new person around her close friends who is even more hilarious even if it isn’t always on purpose. She is always honest with herself and others even if it is harsh. She probably likes animals more than people. She has a nice body and is always working to make it even better.
by Jimbo the pimp June 16, 2020

A good looking American girl with bangs, a basic music taste and a strong hatred towards awkward British men.
by Walk-D.M.C. May 19, 2020

Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad.
-A Lena's Bestie
-A Lena's Bestie
by QJQQQQ November 10, 2022
