lakandula

Lakandula is an illiterate way of writing Lakan Dula, the pre - hispanic King of Manila. This is the spelling of the paid hacks usually identified with a family from Lubao, Pampanga Philippines whose tall tales written by their great grandfather put them on the side of the traitors and not with the Philippine heroes. What a bad writer of tall tales.

You do not spell Lakan Timamanukum as lakantimamanukum, so, dont spell Lakan Dula as lakandula, you moron.

by Dennis Arroyo March 9, 2011

lackaballsical

Adjective. Refers to a person or action that is "lacking in balls," or lacking in courage or bravery.

Jimbob: So here's my number. You should call me sometime.
Leila: I don't call guys. You should call me!
Gertrude: OMG. That was so lackaballsical of him.

Gertrude: Why doesn't he just ask me out already? We've been "hanging out" all summer!
Leila: He's just lackaballsical like that.

by Morrighan777 October 5, 2009

Lackadazed

lacking enthusiasm and determination; carelessly lazy, not paying attention to something. (My dad uses this word even though it's not even a word but he says that everyone uses it :)

It's used as the shortened version of the real word 'Lackadaisical'

This guy bumped into the pole, he's so lackadazed.

by Hekki Boy January 9, 2019

Lakatos Brendon

A c-type, who loves to flex with his money. He is in jail rn, cuz he give cigaretta to a newborn. He also likes gyros with csípős without hagyma.

Lakatos Brendon a károly, a bundáskenyér.

by Geró September 8, 2021

Lakaka

Lakaka is the greatest defender of all time. He’s blocked hundreds of shots and helped in winning countless awards for his opposition. Recently, he helped his rivals win the UEFA Champions League, cementing his place in the history books alongside legendary players such as Harry Maguire.

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE LAKAKA's SAVE!!
yeah man.. now man city win the ucl
WHAT A GOATED PLAYER

by rkpromaxultra4k60fps120hz August 14, 2023

lanka

completely simple, laid-back, pure

What they had was lanka love, and though it was desired by many, it was only obtained by few.

by purplepixie April 19, 2006

Lanka Witch

is a horrible skeleton sight of a woman. Has a long, pointy face that sits on top of a long neck and a long straight body. Has pale skin, purple rings around her eyes and long, stringy black hair. Is a terrible mother who abandons her children on doorsteps. Eye contact with one will silence the loudest and most talkative of things. Is the term Weetzie Bat uses to describe women like Witch Baby's real mother. Spends the whole day eating real sugary foods that burn the throat and drain the body.

Girl: "Did you see that thing?"
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."

synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch

feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up

by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009