lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017

YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010