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Labradoodle

“That Brian guy is corny and way too excited about everything.”
“Yeah he’s a bit of a labradoodle isn’t he?”
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Labrador

**Labrador (n.)**

A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.

Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.

His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.

One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
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labaqado

A lie with some sense of truth to it.
I mean he’s not completely wrong, he labaqadoed the whole conversation.
by dbdbbdb April 24, 2025
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Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
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Labrador Vibes

A type of guy who loves to drink, wear female clothes, be a drunk dumb fuck and be a little clingy stupid human who will love you and have sex with you until the end of time. Loves to Vibe and all of that things. He likes to create events and have fun with friends, though not all of them.

British cuck.
"I am getting Labbed"
"I am fucking getting Labrador Vibes rn"
by LilliaC6 December 11, 2025
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Golden Labrador

When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.
“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”
by smucciht June 3, 2018
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chinese Labrador retriever

Chinese labrador retrievers are small.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
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